To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Programming laws:

· Any given program when running is obsolete.

· Any new program costs more and takes longer.

· If a program is useful it will have to be changed.

· If a program is useless it will have to be documented.

· Any program will expand to fill available memory.

· Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.

· Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

· Axiom: human beings are unreliable. As a consequence, any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable. Hence, hardware and software are unreliable.

· Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

· The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.

W. Sutton

My boyfriend keeps telling me I’ve got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. «Why a house?» «Well, you gotta have a place to park the car».

Julia Roberts

Life experience

Profession

A doctor, physicist, and politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.

«Of course mine», said the doctor, «because Eve was created from Adam’s rib, and that was a medical phenomenon».

«But before that order was created from chaos and that could be made only by physicist», said the physicist.

«Dear friends», noted the politician, but in the beginning someone had to create chaos …

Love

«You’re right», said a golfer to his wife, «I love golf more than I love you. But remember I love you more than I love tennis».

Birthday

Ann said proudly, «My grand grandfather doesn’t drink, smoke, eat meat, philander with women, gamble and swear, and tomorrow he is going to celebrate his 95th birthday!»

Jack looked at her surprisingly and asked: «How?!»

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