When she says: “You’re so sweet to me.” She really means: “I want you to make me a sandwich.”
When she says: “Do you think she is pretty?” She really means: “You deny it, or face a really unpleasant weekend.”
When she says:”Whatever you want is fine, honey.” She really means: “You are doomed .Whatever you choose will be wrong.”
When she says: “I don’t want to talk about it.” She really means:” You had better ask me what is wrong about 50 more times.”
When she says:” You are part of me.” She really means:” I have begun to figure your income into my budget.”
Task 17:
Is it OK to tell jokes about anything and everything? Would any or all of the following offend you? Why?
1. A joke about a physical disabled person
2. A joke that makes fun of women
3. A joke that makes fun of men
4. A joke that makes fun of the elderly
5. A joke that ridicules a particular religion
6. A joke making fun of lawyers
7. A joke that makes fun of blinds
Task 18:
Debates
Organize the debates on the topic: “Political correctness is a linguistic mirage“. Give arguments “for” and “against.” Organize your speech according to speech – making rules.